jokes

Girl (in Train) : Can I Sit Here?

Boy : Ofcorse Its All Yours. :)

Girl : Can I Take Some Water?

Boy : Yes, Ofcorse. :)

Girl : Bhaiya.... Agla Station Konsa Hai?
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Boy : Mere Baap Ne Mere Dimaag Mein GPS Fit Nahi Kiya Hai.....Jaldi Seat Khali Kar...... Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai...:



Teacher-"Mai teri jaan nikal
dungi"
ka future tense kya hoga....??
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Studnet- Tu,
Saali Haath laga k to dikha.!!
Fir batata hu tera future kya
hoga..
Student Rock...teacher
shock!!:D